Friday
When is Mother's Day?
Mother's Day is...
| Year | Mothering Sunday in the U.K. | Mothers Day in the U.S. |
| 2012 | March 18 | May 13 |
| 2013 | March 10 | May 12 |
| 2014 | March 30 | May 11 |
| 2015 | March 15 | May 10 |
Thursday
Funny emails From Mothers
Hi Hon,
Don’t cross B. off the list. If I rejected Dad because he was “too eager” I might be single today and never have had three great kids!!! As I’ve told you, Dad used to chase me down the hall of the classroom building! Tell me that is not “too eager”? Remember your new criteria? No prison record, not a lawyer, and I forgot the other criteria — no drug addiction or whatever.
Love, Mom
Don’t think I’m being nosy, but after meeting Dan the other night I wondered how you’re going to deal with explaining your “false advertisement” when the time comes? (You know — your padded bra!) I know you roll your eyes when I say this, but you have a BEAUTIFUL body and you should accept it and love you for YOU. Then you wouldn’t find yourself in such an awkward position with your boyfriend! Call me tomorrow, Mom.
Subject: Need your help
Please describe me. I am trying to write my Internet dating profile.
Please describe me. I am trying to write my Internet dating profile.
Short and to the point:
"std's are on the rise. love, mom."
I bought some baby clothes for you today. I know you aren't pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse...like I could will you to get knocked up. Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits. Hear me...RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
"std's are on the rise. love, mom."
I bought some baby clothes for you today. I know you aren't pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse...like I could will you to get knocked up. Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits. Hear me...RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
Sunday
Monday
Wednesday
What Mothers Might Have Said to Their Now Famous Children!
Lady Gaga’s Mother: “Stefani, you need to stop being so shy and reserved!”
Barack Obama’s Mother:” Hawaii is such a beautiful place to be born!”
Heidi Montag’s Mother: “Just be yourself!”
Kate Middleton’s Mother: “You’re my little Princess!”
Oprah Winfrey’s Mother: “Oprah, stop talking and get to work or you’ll never amount to anything”.
Justin Bieber’s Mother: “Justin, please don’t spend so much time on YouTube. You seem to be coming down with a Bieber Fever!”
Miley Cyrus’ Mother: “Miley, you need to work hard in school. You’ll never get anywhere by just being cute.”
Kim Kardashian’s Mother: “Always be yourself. BUTT a little cellulite could help your career.”
Monday
The Fascinator ~ Great Gift For Mother's Day 2011
Kate Middleton has apparently started a new trend with her ornate hair accessory,
The Fascinator.
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Could be just the right gift for your Mom / Wife!
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Wednesday
Sunday
Flowers for Mother's Day
Tulips or Roses,
it really doesn't matter.
It's the thought that counts!
Flowers for Mother's Day
is a Great Idea!
Saturday
Gift Ideas for 2011 ~ How to decide what to get your mom for May 8
When deciding what gift to get your mom / wife for Mother's Day 2011 , consider the following:
Her idea of a relaxing afternoon is…
Asking a few questions like these will help you choose
the perfect Mother's Day gift for your mom / wife!
Sunday
Ice Cream Sunday for Mothering Sunday
Great gift for Mom on Mother's Day
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Enjoy an Ice Cream Sundae with Mom
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Today's Google Doodle image honors the 119th birthday of the first ice cream sundae. Saturday
Mothering Sunday Poem
Mothering Sunday
In the times before Bank Holidays
Farmer's boys and servant girls
Left the farm or big house early,
Going home for the day
On Mothering Sunday
Though home was miles away,
With flowers for their mother's present
Gathered as they went.
It's different these days:
All you have to do is stop
At the flower shop
With the pocket money you've saved
And the daffodils there
Came by train or even by plane;
But the present still means the same
For the language of flowers doesn't change
~by Stanley Cook.
In the times before Bank Holidays
Farmer's boys and servant girls
Left the farm or big house early,
Going home for the day
On Mothering Sunday
Though home was miles away,
With flowers for their mother's present
Gathered as they went.
It's different these days:
All you have to do is stop
At the flower shop
With the pocket money you've saved
And the daffodils there
Came by train or even by plane;
But the present still means the same
For the language of flowers doesn't change
~by Stanley Cook.
Mothering Sunday April 3, 2011
Happy Mothering Sunday
The other names attributed to this festival include Simnel Sunday, Refreshment Sunday and Rose Sunday. Simnel Sunday is named after the practice of baking of Simnel
Cakes.
The Simnel Cake signifies the end of Lent which is a period of fasting and repentance culminating in a feast of seasonal and symbolic foods. The Simnel Cake recipe is rich with fruits, spices and marzipan
The Shrewsbury version that became most popular and well known.
Traditional Mothering Sunday Simnel Cake
Wednesday
Mother's Day - For Girls Only!
She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens.
She smiles when she
feels like screaming, and she sings when
she feels like crying. She
cries when she’s happy and laughs when
she’s afraid. Her love is
unconditional. There’s only one thing wrong
with her. She forgets what
she’s worth! Pass this to every beautiful
woman you know. Remind her
that she’s unique. I love you girl
Sunday
Top 10 Reasons You Know Your a Mom When...
You Know You're a Mom When ...
1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care.
2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
6. Popsicles become a food staple.
7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.
9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.
10. Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because you're too busy to wash it off.
Tuesday
Happy International Women's Day to All Mothers
March 8, 2011 is the 100th Anniversary of International Women's Day
Sunday
Valentine Poem for Mothers
The Rose Family by Robert Frost
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The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But the theory now goes
That the apple’s a rose,
And the pear is,
and so’s The plum,
I suppose.
The dear only know
What will next prove a rose.
You, of course, are a rose–
But were always a rose.
How to Say I Love You on Valentine's Day
Check out the following for some unique ways to say, "I Love You!"
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/02/how-to-say-i-love-you-on-valentines-day/
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/02/how-to-say-i-love-you-on-valentines-day/
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