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Happy Mother's Day
Also, you may enjoy this site about National Anthems, National Anthem Lyrics and National Flags:
AnthemWorld
Monday
Thursday
A Day In The Life Of A Mom . . . Priceless!
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog.Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall. In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel on. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today"?
She again smiled and answered,
"You know every day when you come home from work
and you ask me what in the world do I do all day. . ."?
''Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
Sunday
MOTHERS AND REMEMBRANCE DAY
"I DREAM OF GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD WHO WILL ASK, "MOTHER, WHAT IS WAR?'" ~ EVE Merriam
“Eloquently presents the universal fear, sorrow, and suffering experienced by mothers whose lives have been profoundly affected by war.”
- Mary Tillman, mother of Pat Tillman killed in Afghanistan and co-author, Boots on the Ground by Dusk
“You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.” And, “The work of educating the world to peace is the woman’s job, because men have a natural fear of being classed as cowards if they oppose war.”
Jeanette Rankin, (1880-1973)
“You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.” And, “The work of educating the world to peace is the woman’s job, because men have a natural fear of being classed as cowards if they oppose war.”
Jeanette Rankin, (1880-1973)
Many lyrics in National Anthems include phrases about war and remembrance.
The National Anthem of Canada ~ O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
The National Anthem of the United States
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
The National Anthem of the United Kingdom
Scatter her enemies,And make them fall:Confound their politics,Frustrate their knavish tricks,
More National Anthems, lyrics and mp3 downloads are available at ANTHEM WORLD
Thursday
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Tuesday
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Tuesday
Mom's Easter Wisdom
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." Amy Sedaris
Friday
When is Mother's Day?
Mother's Day is...
| Year | Mothering Sunday in the U.K. | Mothers Day in the U.S. |
| 2012 | March 18 | May 13 |
| 2013 | March 10 | May 12 |
| 2014 | March 30 | May 11 |
| 2015 | March 15 | May 10 |
Thursday
Funny emails From Mothers
Hi Hon,
Don’t cross B. off the list. If I rejected Dad because he was “too eager” I might be single today and never have had three great kids!!! As I’ve told you, Dad used to chase me down the hall of the classroom building! Tell me that is not “too eager”? Remember your new criteria? No prison record, not a lawyer, and I forgot the other criteria — no drug addiction or whatever.
Love, Mom
Don’t think I’m being nosy, but after meeting Dan the other night I wondered how you’re going to deal with explaining your “false advertisement” when the time comes? (You know — your padded bra!) I know you roll your eyes when I say this, but you have a BEAUTIFUL body and you should accept it and love you for YOU. Then you wouldn’t find yourself in such an awkward position with your boyfriend! Call me tomorrow, Mom.
Subject: Need your help
Please describe me. I am trying to write my Internet dating profile.
Please describe me. I am trying to write my Internet dating profile.
Short and to the point:
"std's are on the rise. love, mom."
I bought some baby clothes for you today. I know you aren't pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse...like I could will you to get knocked up. Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits. Hear me...RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
"std's are on the rise. love, mom."
I bought some baby clothes for you today. I know you aren't pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse...like I could will you to get knocked up. Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits. Hear me...RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
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