Maxine's List of the Worst Mother's Day gifts for your Wife or Mother

A toaster - never

Or any Household Appliances

Exercise Equipment - sends the wrong message!

Breakfast in Bed - Bad, messy idea!

Lottery Tickets - $2 ticket not too thoughtfull. Chance of winning-nill!

Email card - can't replace the good old real card.

Bath sets - don't you just hate how they pile up under the sink!?

Yard Tools - no way!

New BBQ - it's the only break a woman gets when the guy cooks. Who is the gift rreally for?

Pets - can you believe it?

A list of things you will do for her. - never happens!

A Mug - how many does she need?

Toilet Bowl Brush - can you imagine?

New dust mop or vacuum cleaner - just as bad

Nothing,  because,"You"re not my Mother ." and that's when the fight started...